greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

48 seconds ago with 110,471 notes

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

fake-mermaid:

"did you do anything you regret in 2013?"

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9 minutes ago with 139,784 notes

snowlantern:

year-of-the-deanmon:

sheslikea-comet:

So I was out buying halloween decorations and I saw this wig, picked it up and then I saw it…..

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?
WHY IS JENSEN’S FACE ON IT?!

Jensen’s face is on everything. Ads for embarrassing products, Russian novel covers… Didn’t someone have a collection?

imnotjailbait:

when the dj fucks your jam up

fruitcocks:

A boyfriend would be cool rn

12 minutes ago with 22 notes

forsciencejohn:

reservedvomit:

oh the nineties

i know right that dress is terrible

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

i better fucking have a valentine this year
(*hint hint hint*)

*nudges you in the shoulder* hint hint

*punches you in the face* HINT HINT

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21 hours ago with 205,516 notes

ivyinspired:

this accurately represents my class participation

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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1 day ago with 641,700 notes

creepy-enjolras:

petition for FOB and P!ATD to go back to long pun-filled song titles

1 day ago with 6,660 notes