creaseintime:

are you ready to get

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

policeboxpsychopaths:

tardis-blueisthenewblack:

policeboxpsychopaths:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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My python don’t want a Sister unless you have two bunnies, Attila the Hun.

Thank you.

You are welcome.

9 hours ago with 168,375 notes

cassbones:

take-liberties:

gohelloflo:

This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives in London and the other in L.A. and the two have shared a close bond since meeting. They recently took a trip together to their birthplace, Seoul, Korea, and now they’re hoping to make a film together about their story. Check out their kickstarter campaign here. Story via buzzfeed.

"I DON’T WANT TO BE TOO LINDSAY LOHAN."

GUYS ONE IS FROM LONDON AND THE OTHER IS FROM CALIFORNIA I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW PARENT TRAP THIS IS

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

9 hours ago with 91,945 notes

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

9 hours ago with 357,789 notes

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

9 hours ago with 410,853 notes

kyleswann:

matching icons for u and the bae

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

9 hours ago with 249,481 notes

super-mario-rpg:

roxenfel:

the nintendo ds came out 10 years ago

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9 hours ago with 460,273 notes

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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9 hours ago with 342,776 notes

The best moment in tv history

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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23 hours ago with 715,055 notes